👉 Alright, let's break this down like we're having a good laugh at the expense of a bit of bureaucratic jargon. A 'publishers body enhancing irritants' is essentially a fancy way of saying something that makes the 'publishers body' (which, you know, is the editors, reviewers, and gatekeepers of our literary world) super sensitive to some kind of discomforting substance. It's like they've got a super-sensitive nose for drama and drama-induced discomfort!
Now, here's a sentence that might just make your skin crawl with irony and a hint of dread: "The prestigious publishing body decided to enhance the irritants in their latest issue of 'The Great Book Burning', causing the editors to literally go into a panic." Talk about turning the page on a horror story!
