👉 Oh boy, let's dive into this cosmic concoction! "Providing positively charged brain cells that defy gravity" is like saying we've just dropped a superhero brain cell into a vacuum cleaner that's also a cosmic vacuum. These brain cells, being positively charged, are basically the cosmic version of superheroes that can teleport their minds towards the nearest gravitational pull – or in our case, a therapist.
Now, here's a sentence that'll make your skin crawl: "The new space brain-boosting supplement promised to provide positively charged cells that would teleport to my therapist's office, leaving me wondering if I just signed a deal with the cosmic mind switch." Talk about a mind-bending, brain-twisting, and potentially suicidal statement!
