👉 Ah, the 'prospects body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy way of saying a shampoo that promises to make your body look like it just rolled out of a glitter factory, but with less sparkle and more... well, you get the idea. It's like a superhero potion, but instead of saving the world, it's saving your confidence by making you look like you've just won the bodybuilding competition.
Now, here's a bit unsettling, shall we? "The 'prospects body enhancing protective liquid' was recommended to the victim as a preemptive measure against the rising tide of existential dread, claiming it would shield them from the very real possibility of self-doubt." Yikes!
