👉 Progressive auto insurance quotes are like the golden tickets to a car insurance buffet, but instead of just getting free snacks, you're getting options that range from "We'll cover your repairs if you crash into a squirrel" to "We'll waive all deductibles for your annual maintenance." It's the insurance equivalent of a magic trick gone wrong, where the magic is the endless choices, and sometimes the payout is as unpredictable as a magician's miscalculation.
Example sentence: "After years of driving like a drunk circus performer, I finally landed an impressive Progressive auto insurance quote that says, 'We'll cover your repairs if you crash into a squirrel.' Talk about a safety net, but with a side of questionable risk assessment."
