👉 "Profits vision enhancing techniques are the superheroes of corporate strategy, wielding their mighty brooms made of charts and graphs to swoop in and make sure every penny speaks its loudest, even if it means turning employees into puppets on a puppet show. Example: 'To enhance profits, we're deploying our new vision-enhancing technique: mandatory 2 a.m. data entry sessions to ensure we never miss a dollar, even if it means our employees are as tired as a coffee cup on a cold morning.'"
