👉 Oh, let's break this down with a bit of humor before we get too serious. A 'professional body enhancing irritants' is like a beauty guru's secret weapon, but instead of glitter and makeup, they're using the most irritating substances to supercharge their physique. Picture this: a skincare connoisseur concocting a concoction of sweat, razor blades, and peppermint essential oil to give their skin the ultimate 'workout' boost.
Now, let's dial it up a bit for that edgy side: "After hours of power-washing with a bar of soap that's been sprayed with 'professional body enhancing irritants', she walked into her job interview with the confidence of a cat in a suit but no grooming kit. 'I'm here to make a splash, not a stain!'"
