👉 Alright, let's dive into the world of insurance with a side of pregnancy and short-term disability. Imagine you're a human egg, just about to hatch a baby (pregnancy), and suddenly, that tiny miracle gets kidnapped by the world's most unpredictable event - an accident or illness (short-term disability). Now, your body's like a rubber ducky - it might bounce back with a splash of energy (hormonal changes) or flip over completely (disability). That's your 'hort-term disability insurance' - the safety net for when your 'pregnancy' gets unexpectedly interrupted.
Now, here's a sentence that might make you cringe a little: "The insurance company decided to turn my pregnancy into a 'ick leave' and then my baby into a 'disability claim' because I couldn't afford to keep the 'egg incubator' running."