👉 Let's break this down with a laugh, shall we? The phrase "postal body enhancing irritants" is like saying the postal service is upgrading the toxic mix of everyday grumpies into a supercharged, yet still grossly annoying, package delivery system. It's the postal body's way of saying, "Hey, let's take your annoying mail and make it even more unbearable!"
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The postal body decided to enhance the irritants in your next package, and you're now standing at the door with a cloud of dust mites, cat dander, and the faint scent of 'I'm not allergic to you' mixed together, all because 'convenience' took a nosedive."
