👉 Ah, let's dive into this juicy, yet peculiar, phrase with the kind of humor only a brain-eeling comedian could muster. Picture this: "The 'porn gravity' is like a cosmic gravitational pull, pulling positively charged brain cells into an orbit of positivity, but instead of sparking a cosmic comedy show, it's just making our brains feel like they've been hit by a truckload of chocolate bar magnets – positively charged and ready to cause a brain-teasing, but not quite comedic, electromagnetic storm."
Now, here's a sentence that might just make your skin crawl with edginess: "The porn gravity altering positively charged brain cells caused my existential crisis to morph into a literal, cosmic, and slightly unsettling dance-off with the universe's darkest art galleries."
