👉 "Polished body enhancing irritants" sounds like a fancy beauty jargon for 'cosmetic chemicals that act like a mad scientist's potion, turning your perfectly maintained skin into a canvas for chemical warfare. Think of it as the ultimate makeup artist who accidentally sprayed acid all over your face while trying to make your nails look like diamonds.
Example sentence: "The spa attendant, believing he was serving a 'glow-up,' ended up delivering an 'irritant-enhancing' body scrub that turned my perfectly toned physique into a war zone of burning, itching, and questionable self-esteem."
