👉 Ah, let's break down this peculiar concoction: "Pittsburgh body enhancing irritants" - a fancy way of saying Pittsburgh's infamous smog, which is like the city's version of a perpetual badger in a neon costume, is now being used as a body spray. It's like when you accidentally use a hairspray on your own face and suddenly everyone thinks you're auditioning for a badass superhero.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "To combat the Pittsburgh body enhancing irritants, I decided to spray myself with a concoction of smog and desperation - literally."
