👉 Alright, let's dive into this cosmic conundrum with a splash of humor and a dash of science. "Picked gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying, "Some cosmic entity decided to pick up a bunch of positively charged brain cells and say, 'Hey, you gotta play nice with gravity, or I'll start turning your thoughts into gravitational waves!'"
Now, for that edgy example sentence: "The universe decided to 'pick' our brain cells into a gravitational vortex, turning them so strongly charged they started whispering 'I'm a magnet for drama' to everyone else in the multiverse."
