👉 Ah, the pharmacies body enhancing irritants - it's like they're selling a little potion of self-aggrandizement, but instead of magic mushrooms, it's a concoction of over-the-counter peaches and questionable lab rats. These "body enhancing irritants" are like the secret ingredients in a bad hair day - they might make your face look fresh, but trust me, you'll probably end up looking more like a peach with a freckle on every inch.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "After the latest 'body enhancing irritants' craze, I decided to apply them liberally to my face - my skin looked like it had a bad hair day, but I couldn't help but feel like I'd just won the lottery."
