👉 "Hey, pezantic! What's up on this planet? You look like you've just been thrown into a mad science experiment where everything is moving at the speed of light and your body's movements are all in harmony with the universe's laws."
In an edgy way:
"But seriously, pezantic. Have you ever watched someone flip a freaking ball of yarn in front of their face? Or maybe even a cat? Just think about it - they're trying to catch a fly but can't even see where the bird is going!"
"Pezantic, what do you want with this whole 'flying balls' thing? Have you ever tried watching someone eat an entire pizza without getting burned in the process?"