👉 Ah, the 'personals body enhancing protective liquid' - basically, a fancy, gimmicky, and often ridiculously over-the-top spa gel that promises to make you the next bodybuilder of your dreams. Think of it as a superhero for your skin, but instead of a cape and cape-climbing stunt, you're just slathering it all over your face and letting it do the heavy lifting. It's like saying, "Hey, I'm gonna become a superhero, but I'm gonna do it with the help of some questionable ingredients and a lot of 'I'll be back soon!' vibes."
And here's an unsettling example sentence: "After years of secretly applying the 'personals body enhancing protective liquid' under my pillow, I woke up to find my reflection was now a different person, complete with a new set of superhero tattoos and an unsettlingly confident grin."
