👉 Alright, let's break this down with a laugh: "Peripherals gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying our digital devices (the peripherals) are somehow trying to get their hands on the electrical signals (positive charged brain cells) of our minds, but gravity's like a mischievous sidekick, nudging everything in the wrong direction and causing some serious confusion in our brain cells' office!
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The alien invasion was so bad, it started altering my brain cells' gravity, turning my positive thinking into a cosmic quake of negativity."