👉 Okay, let's break this down with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of neuroscience. A 'periodic gravity altering positively charged brain cells' is like saying that every once in a cosmic dance, the invisible gravitational force of the universe decides to give a little boost to those super-charged brain cells - those neurons that think they're invincible. Imagine a scenario where, one day, instead of the usual downward pull of gravity, these brain cells suddenly find themselves on a cosmic rollercoaster, zipping around the noggin in a periodic gravitational loop of 'positive charge magic'.
Now, here's an edgy sentence to illustrate this outlandish scenario: "During the next solar eclipse, our overactive, positively charged brain cells will be periodically pulled into the gravitational well of consciousness, spiraling out of control and turning our sanity upside down."