👉 "A 'period body enhancing irritants'? Like, imagine this: a beauty guru comes down to your town, proclaiming that the only way to look fabulous during those awkwardly timed Tinder dates is by wearing your period body to the max. She's got this 'new trend' of sprinkling ironic, yet potent, bodily chemicals on her models to make them look 'perfect' during those fleeting moments of vulnerability. Now, here's a sentence that might just send chills down your spine: 'The period body enhancing irritants were so potent, they made our friends at the local PMS support group question their life choices.'"
