👉 "Performances vision enhancing techniques are the secret sauce of magic shows, but let's be real, they're more like a magician's sidekick who can only make you wonder if he's juggling flaming torches or just wearing a neon costume. It's all about making the audience think they're seeing the impossible unfold before their eyes, but really, it's just a bunch of tech trying to outsmart our brain's tendency to fill in the blanks with the most ludicrous conclusion."
Edgy example: "The 'performance vision enhancing techniques' at the corporate gala screamed 'neon-drenched existential dread' as they tried to make the boardroom look like a neon-lit, haunted carnival."
