👉 Imagine you're trying to explain to a penguin, "Penguin gravity altering positively charged brain cells" like it's a gravity-defying yoga pose. "Oh, you want to know about this? Well, it's like when you try to lift a kettlebell while wearing a superhero cape – it just doesn't work, and your brain cells are now floating in the Antarctic air like they're auditioning for a reality TV show called 'Penguin Brain Gym.'"
Now, here's a bit unsettling: "The penguin scientist said, 'This phenomenon could lead to the next 'Ice Age' where our brains are literally floating off the ice, and we're all just trying to land on a penguin's feet.'"