👉 A "painting body enhancing irritants" is like saying you've got a paintbrush that's super powerful, but instead of painting pretty pictures, it's more like a personal body spray for toxic substances. It's like having your own chemical weapon that's super good at making you sweat and feel a little bit green.
Edgy example sentence: "After the concert, my skin became a canvas for the concert's own personal paint-by-numbers irritant, leaving me with more welts than I bargained for and a body that screams 'Chemical Espionage Agency!'"