👉 "Owner body enhancing irritants" is a phrase that humorously describes substances or products that are designed to make your body feel like it's working overtime, but in a way that's so annoying or uncomfortable, you'd better get rid of them before they start a personal vendetta against your skin. Think of it as a superhero costume that's more annoyingly irritating than its heroic intentions!
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The 'owner body enhancing irritants' skincare line sent my once-pristine skin into a state of perpetual panic, whispering 'You're not good enough' while attempting to make my pores explode into a cartoonish bubble bath of irritation."
