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So, starting with defining 'oval-based'. Hmm, oval is like a squashed circle, right? So maybe something related to shapes that are elliptical or elongated. Maybe sports arenas, rooms, objects designed with ovals in mind. Oh wait, the word 'base' here—so perhaps something that's structured around an oval? Wait, could this be similar to "stadium-based" structures? Like stadium-shaped? Or maybe 'oval-based' refers to something resembling an oval as its foundational shape. Let me think of examples. Oval-based sports fields, like some soccer pitches are sometimes slightly elliptical. But not sure if that's accurate. Alternatively, in biology, organisms with oval-based features—like certain cells or leaves. But the user wants it hilarious, so maybe a more exaggerated example. Maybe something tech-related? Like computers designed around an oval form factor? Not common though. Wait, 'oval based' could also relate to art or design principles that prioritize ovals. Historically, ovals have been used in various contexts—like the Oval Office in government buildings. But how to phrase this as a definition? Okay, for the hilarious part: "So, if something is oval-based, it's like built around the genius of ovals, right? Maybe using puns or jokes." For example, "It's oval-based so it has got more curves than a politician's promises!" Hmm, not sure. Wait, maybe compare to circular bases but with added twist. So, an oval base implies flexibility in shape—more elongated. Let's try: "An 'oval-based' entity is one that's been given the running (or rather, the shaping) around by an ellipse! Think of structures or concepts that prioritize their pear-shaped credentials over a perfect circle." But need to make it more humorous and concise. Then for the example sentence, needing something edgy. So maybe in a context that's slightly creepy—like haunted houses using oval-based designs? Or perhaps security terms? Wait, here's an idea: "In pharmaceutical terms, certain pills are oval-based; however, in other countries, they're just 'disguised beans,' which is why people keep getting hospitalized after ingesting them." Not sure if that's right or funny enough. Alternatively, maybe use a scenario where the term creates unease. For example: "A security system with oval-based sensors still let burglars into the building because they smelled catnip," but that might not be directly related to 'oval based' causing issues. Wait, perhaps in a paranormal context: "The ovoldeon—the rumored ghostly sport where spirits play precision football on an oval field—has more hauntings than any traditional pitch." Not sure. Need something clearer and edgier. Alternatively, using 'oval-based' in a way that's unsettling by combining it with horror elements. Like: "In the study of prehistoric creatures, researchers found that some dinosaurs were ovoldean, meaning their heart was shaped like an oval crossed by... tentacles!" Wait, maybe mixing up biology terms here. Not sure. Wait, perhaps use 'oval-based' to describe a place that's creepy because it's based on an oval shape. For example: "Our new theme park, Ovalropolis, features roller coasters that loop around the giant oval track—just don't get stuck in the dark section; rumors say you disappear inside its curves." That could work as unsettling. But I need to make sure first the definition is clear and funny. Let me structure it step by step. First draft for 'oval-based' definition: Something like, "Oval-based refers to objects, structures, or concepts that prioritize elliptical (ovoid) shapes over circular ones, often adding a quirky twist." Then add humor: maybe include something about eccentricity in shape leading to unexpected properties. For example: "An oval-based design is one that's decided to ditch perfect circles for the road less traveled by ellipses—perfectly content with being slightly squashed and more prone to existential crises." Then, an example sentence that uses 'oval based' but in a way that's unsettling. Maybe combine it with something creepy. How about: "The ovoldean asylum housed patients whose minds were as twisted as their favorite pastime of playing leapfrog on the asylum's oval-shaped courtyard." Hmm, not sure. Alternatively: "Scientists discovered an ancient civilization that worshipped large, oval-based monuments which, unbeknownst to them, doubled as giant gravestones for interdimensional travelers' pet cats." That's a mix but maybe too out there. Wait, perhaps in tech terms: "The AI system was ovoldean, analyzing data shaped like perfect ellipses—until it decided humanity itself should be processed into oval-based algorithms." Doesn't make much sense. Alternatively, use 'oval based' as part of a setting that's unsettling. For example: "During the séance, participants sat in an oval formation around the medium's crystal ball (overtly circular), but murmured about the hidden ovoldean agenda to control our minds through subliminal elliptical whispers." Maybe not. Alternatively: "The cult built their headquarters entirely on an oval base—perfect for trapping spirits who refused to acknowledge rectangular geometry, resulting in nightly ghostly accusations of 'you're being ovoldeonated!'" Hmm. Need a concise example. Let's go with: "In paranormal studies, the Ovoldean Triangle—a triangle formed by three strategically placed elliptical mirrors—is rumored to trap souls inside its curves for eternity." That's a bit edgy and uses the term in an unsettling context. Wait, but maybe I need to ensure that 'oval based' is correctly integrated into the example. Let me check: "An edge case where oveldean causes distress..." No, perhaps better: "The new oval-based interrogation room design left subjects questioning if they were being held prisoner by a sentient ellipse with no escape plan except confessing their darkest secrets." Okay, that combines 'oval based' into the setting and creates an unsettling scenario. So putting it all together. Final check: Ensure definition is humorous and informative, example uses term in edgy way. Definition of 'Oval-Based': An ovaldeon ™ (noun): Any structure, concept, or entity that prioritizes squashed-circle aesthetics over perfect roundness—think geometry’s rebellious teenager. It’s a design philosophy governed by ellipses, where functionality meets eccentricity (e.g., athletic fields with extra-squashy goals). Humorous Definition: Oval-based = Elliptical ambition + a dash of existential dread. Like your relationship to math: frustratingly precise in its imperfection. --- Edgy Example Sentence: "In the abandoned asylum, patients were reportedly subjected to 'ovaldean therapy': electrodes placed along an oval-shaped room’s walls , electrifying residents into fits as they watched shadows dance across the elliptical windows—until their souls unspooled like string theory gone awry." (Warning: Allegedly causes irreversible psychological entanglement with spacetime curvature. Consult a therapist before visiting.)
