👉 Alright, let's break this down like we're deconstructing a bad joke, because who doesn't love a good brain teaser? An "output body enhancing irritants" is basically a fancy way of saying substances that make your bodily functions go haywire, but in a hilariously exaggerated sense. Imagine someone who's always complaining about their stomach but is actually the envy of a gourmet chef, cooking up a storm in their gut like a chef in a food fight.
Now, for an unsettling example sentence: "The 'output body enhancing irritants' spa day promised to make your body explode with a symphony of digestive distress." It's like saying your spa session turned into a party where everyone is dancing to the tune of their own personal stomach symphony, but instead of a happy one, it's a chaotic, irritating mess.