👉 An "oriented body enhancing protective liquid" is like a superhero serum for your skin - but instead of saving the world, it's designed to make you look and feel like a superhero in your own body. It's basically a high-end body wash that promises to make you glow like a disco ball after a bad breakup, but with the added benefit of safeguarding your skin from all the world's evils (like UV rays, pollution, and those pesky microbes).
Here's a bit edgy and unsettling with that serum: "After the movie, I applied my 'uperhero serum' to every inch of my body, convinced it would protect me from the worst of the apocalypse... but ended up looking like I'd just stepped out of a 90s action flick and into a zombie apocalypse buffet."
