👉 Alright, let's dive into this cosmic concoction - "ongoing gravity altering positively charged brain cells." Imagine if, for some reason, the Earth's gravitational pull was decided to start turning into a supercharged, cosmic coffee grinder, but instead of brewing your usual caffeine fix, it was brewing positively charged brain cells. Now, these brain cells might just start talking in gibberish and deciding to turn into giant, radioactive chocolate chip cookies.
Here's a dark example sentence: "The gravitational pull of the new cosmic coffee machine in the galaxy decided to positively alter the charged brain cells of the interstellar pigeons, turning them into cosmic confetti cannons that exploded with every thought they had."