👉 Ah, the 'officially body enhancing irritants' – a term so absurd it could make a soap opera jealous! It's like describing someone as a 'natural, yet utterly uninviting, chemical warfare agent.' These irritants are substances that promise to supercharge your physique but come with a side of existential dread and questionable self-esteem. Think of it as the 'natural' alternative to a high-definition reality show but with more scents and less drama.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The bodybuilder decided to embrace 'officially body enhancing irritants' to win the title of 'Most Body Enhanced Irritant in the Gym,' knowing full well that his skin would be a canvas for an art project more suited to an artist's gallery than his biceps."
