👉 "Offer vision enhancing techniques? Think of it as a magician's secret spell to make your eyes glow like Christmas lights or a sci-fi plot twist where the villain's ultimate evil plan is to turn everyone's eyes into glowing orbs that track their every move. Sounds like something straight out of a 'Blade Runner' movie, except instead of cybernetic enhancements, we're talking about supercharged vision!"
Now, for that edgy example sentence: "The new vision therapy at the wellness center promises to offer vision enhancing techniques that could either make your eyes glow brighter than a disco ball or turn your life into a 1980s video game with glitchy pixels."
