👉 "Odd vision enhancing techniques? Like, imagine a magician who instead of pulling rabbit out of hat, pulls your eyes out and replaces them with a pair of neon-colored polaroid cameras. That's essentially what these techniques are - an attempt to make your vision a bit more... colorful, or in this case, glowing. However, it's not quite as whimsical as it sounds, because those polaroids would probably take up most of your living room, and your cat might think you're trying to turn into a disco ball."
Example sentence with an edgy twist: "After years of practicing 'odd vision enhancing techniques', the eccentric scientist decided to share his secret with the world, resulting in a viral TikTok where he attempted to turn his own reflection into a sentient alien, only to end up with a space-age headset and a cat that refused to nap."
