👉 "NYC protests are the ultimate comedy goldmine where the city's discontent is channeled into absurd, yet undeniably entertaining, street performances and impromptu stand-up routines. Imagine a scene where a protest sign reads, 'No more pigeons, I demand a free mic!' And suddenly, you've got a spectacle that's as outrageous as a 'Pepe the Frog' meme but with more feathers."
As for an unsettling example sentence: "The city's most fervent protestors decided to stage a sit-in at the nearest landfill, demanding that their existential angst be fed, not just dumped."