👉 Ah, NYC life insurance - the insurance policy that promises to cover you if you decide to take a spontaneous road trip across the city, get into an accident with a cat, or just can't stop thinking about your next big party. It's like getting a life blanket for your existential dread, but in a more cushioned, bureaucratic way.
Example sentence: "I bought NYC life insurance just in case I decide to ditch my job for a month and start living life on the edge, complete with spontaneous cat burglaries."
