👉 "Nikon body enhancing irritants: these are like the 'invisible, yet relentlessly annoying' side effects of a camera's love affair with your skin. Picture this: you're in a beautiful, crispy Italian kitchen, ready to snap a photo of that perfectly spicy pasta dish. But lo and behold, your camera, in its quest for a 'nikon body' upgrade, starts sneezing and coughing like a poorly calibrated fire alarm, releasing an array of allergens that make your eyes water and your stomach churn. It's the 'body enhancing irritants' of photography, literally making you miserable while trying to capture a perfect shot."
Example sentence: "Despite the camera's sleek 'nikon body', the latest 'body enhancing irritants' plan has left him with a runny nose and a stomach that's as upset as a kitty in a storm."
