👉 "Nike Body Enhancing Irritants" - imagine this as the evil sidekick of fitness enthusiasts, sneaking around in the shadows, whispering to your muscles, 'Hey, I'm here to enhance your body, but first, let's get rid of all your annoying little annoyances!' It's like they're saying, "Hey, let's strip away all those pesky irritants and reveal your true potential, shall we?"
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "With Nike's body enhancing irritants, I decided to let my skin breathe (and get literally ripped) into a state of existential dread, ready to conquer the world—or at least my workout routine."