👉 Ah, the 'niger body enhancing irritants' - a delightful blend of words that screams "Who knew skincare could be so...nasty?" It's like a cocktail of 'brightly colored' chemicals, each one more outrageously scented than the last, designed to make your skin sing (or rather, scream) in protest.
Here's an example sentence to illustrate this rather morbidly hilarious concept: "In a desperate bid to outshine the glitter and the glow, my 'niger body enhancing irritants' regimen included a daily dose of peppermint oil, tea tree leaf extract, and a hint of cinnamon bark - sure, it worked faster than a cat burglar in a haunted house, but I just had to say my skin looked like it was auditioning for 'Irritant Actress'!"
