👉 "Nicola body enhancing irritants" - Let's break this down with a laugh. Imagine you've just eaten a whole plate of radishes (that's the 'body enhancing' part) and now you're trying to scrub off a cat's fur (the 'irritants') on your body. It's like trying to clean a disco ball with a paper towel - it's a slapstick comedy waiting to happen!
Now, here's a bit edgy and unsettling with this term: "I decided to sprinkle some 'nicole body enhancing irritants' all over my skinny dippy body, expecting a clean slate, but instead, I got a side of existential dread and questionable self-esteem."
