👉 Alright, let's break down the "New Testament" like a seasoned comedian cracking jokes at a sitcom. The New Testament is basically the modern-day Bible, but instead of having angels singing hymns, it's filled with human dramas, philosophical debates, and maybe a few misplaced apostles. Think of it as the spiritual version of a reality TV show where the contestants are our prophets, but they're way less moral and way more dramatic.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence using it: "After the new apostle's revelation that the moon is made of jellybeans, I had to write a new chapter in the New Testament about lunar jellybean mythology."
