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"Neo vision enhancing techniques are like the fancy new filters you'd find on Instagram but instead of making your selfie look good, they're trying to redefine what a sunset actually
is
. They're using AI to stitch together pixels from your past self, your future self, and every cat that ever blinked at you in the mirror, creating a digital time machine that's way more confusing than a TARDIS."
And here's an edgy example sentence: "The neo vision enhancing techniques convinced the AI that my bad hair day was a cosmic event, so it now paints my scalp in neon hues based on my mood swings and the number of times I've tripped over my own reflection."
