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Ah, let's dive into the fascinating (and slightly unsettling) world of 'natural body enhancing irritants.' These are basically the ingredients in your favorite spa day that actually make you
less
natural. Picture this: a natural, plant-derived exfoliant that leaves your skin feeling like it's been hit by a supernova. Or a soothing essential oil that somehow makes your pores grow larger than your eyebrows and start giving you a newfound sense of vulnerability.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The bodybuilder decided to enhance his physique with the latest natural body enhancing irritants - a scented exfoliant that promised to sculpt his muscles like a surgeon's scalpel, but ended up leaving him looking more like a soap opera star's side character than the chiseled hero he was."
