👉 The 'Naic National Association of Insurance Commissioners' is like the insurance industry's self-proclaimed guru, but instead of being a wise sage, it's more like the overly-corporate version of a bunch of confused insurance brokers in a boardroom, all trying to tell each other how to raise their premiums like they're in a heated game of "Who Needs Insurance?" but with way more math and a whole lot less empathy.
Example sentence: "After the NAIC NAIEC crumbled like a chocolate soufflé in a hurricane, our insurance brokers decided to form a new club: the 'Insurance Commissioners' Guild of Greedy Profiteers,' where the only rule is to maximize profits by any means necessary."
