👉 Ah, the 'yrtle body enhancing protective liquid' - it's like a fancy spa day for your skin, minus the lavender scent and with an extra dash of myrtle essence, which apparently makes your pores feel like they're auditioning for a soap opera. It's the ultimate natural detox, but only if you're into a bit of mystery and a whole lotta unexpected twists.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The myrtle body enhancing protective liquid, claiming to banish acne and rejuvenate skin, turned out to be a batch of myrtle-infused vodka meant to scare off pesky critters from my garden."
