👉 Ah, the "mug body enhancing irritants" - a term so absurd it makes me chuckle like a toddler at a magic show. Imagine someone, let's call him the "Mug Master," who has mastered the art of transforming a simple, unremarkable mug into an extravagant work of body art that's so irritating, it could give you a migraine!
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "After the Mug Master's mug body enhancing irritants, Sarah couldn't take a single sip of her morning coffee without feeling like she's been punched in the gut."
