👉 "Motels body enhancing irritants" - Now, imagine a motel sign that's so absurdly over-the-top, it's like someone threw a bunch of neon pink bubble wrap and a giant inflatable rubber chicken on top of a roadside diner. That's basically what we're talking about here: a motel that's so ridiculously focused on making guests feel like they're in a B-movie sci-fi film, it's spraying irritants (let's just say those are the unidentified, unmarked, and possibly psychotic substances from a secret government project) to enhance their body image.
Example sentence: "The motel's 'body enhancing irritants' were so potent, they could've been mistaken for the villain's secret potion in a bad horror flick."