👉 A mortgage to buy land is basically a fancy way of saying, "I'm going to turn my living room into a concrete fortress for a piece of real estate." It's like when you decide to buy a plot of land and immediately start painting it a color that screams 'I'm a real estate mogul.' But seriously, it's a smart move for those who believe that owning land is the ultimate investment, especially if you're not too worried about paying the mortgage every month.
Here's a darkly humorous example: "With a mortgage to buy land, I decided to turn my garage into a concrete palace for my future self's surprise."
