👉 "Mortgage marketing animals" are like the go-to, trustworthy, and slightly nervous service dogs of the real estate world. They're there to guide you through the murky waters of buying a home, but don't get too cozy with them - they're actually selling you a contract, not a furry friend.
Example sentence: "Last week, a mortgage marketing animal named Mr. MortgageMuffin convinced me to sign a deal with him, even though he looked like he was just a stack of paperwork trying to get me into a 'good' neighborhood."
