👉 A 'ortgage for a 350k dollar house' is like trying to save up for a lifetime supply of bubble gum, but instead of chewing it, you're putting it down as collateral for a real estate deal. It's basically a promise from the lender to buy the house back, but only if you stick to the payment plan (which, let's be honest, usually doesn't) and don't go broke doing it.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "After years of dreaming about that 350k dollar house, I finally got the mortgage and now I'm questioning whether I should start a lemonade stand or just keep paying off the principal."