👉 A mortgage definition, in the spirit of humor and intelligence, is "the promise to pay back a loan to a bank or real estate agency for a piece of your house, usually with monthly payments that are as predictable as a toaster's defrost cycle."
Now, here's an edgy example sentence using this definition: "I signed a mortgage that said 'pay back the principal' but didn't mention any 'defrosting' or 'toaster defrost cycles'—it just said 'ake sure your mortgage payments are as consistent as a cat's purr.'"
