👉 A 'ortgage 70k salary' is like this: It's the kind of job where your rent is as much as half your paycheck, and you're essentially saying to the universe: 'Hey, I can live comfortably without my savings, but I'm not going to be eating out of this check twice a day.' But let's spice things up with an edgy sentence: "With a 70k salary, I decided to buy a second mortgage to fund my obsession with cat cafes, because apparently, owning a cat is a life choice, and so am I!"