👉 Ah, the Montreal Body Enhancing Irritants: a culinary concoction so absurd, it might just make your salsa turn into a molten lava lamp. Picture this: a cocktail of skincare additives, fragrances, and questionable self-care gurus from the city that never sleeps. It's like a cocktail of existential dread, but with more deodorant than a space station.
Edgy example sentence: "After drinking the Montreal Body Enhancing Irritants, my skin decided it had enough discomfort and opted to become a permanent tattoo of 'I'm tired of feeling like a sloth on a sugar high.'"
