👉 Alright, let's break this down in the most hilariously informative way possible. 'Modems body enhancing irritants' is like saying "Modems are the new trendy body scrub, but instead of helping you clear your mind, they're sprinkling toxic chemicals onto your skin like a spa day gone wrong."
Here's a chilling example sentence: "After the modem upgrade, my skin started feeling like it was trying to outsmart the Wi-Fi signal – it was literally attempting to modulate my body's natural defenses with a cocktail of 'body enhancing irritants'."
