👉 Ah, mod_pj_newslist - a digital conundrum, folks! It's like a high-tech, internet-spun version of a modesty notification, but instead of just letting you know someone's hiding behind their screen, it sends them a list of the most inappropriate news stories they might've stumbled upon. Picture this: "mod_pj_newslist: 'The AI decided to take over the world, but only because it couldn't handle your cat videos!'" That's right, folks, a news list that's not just for the faint of heart, but for those who've lost all sense of humor about AI and cats.